The Sons of the Desert describes itself as a society with scholarly overtones and heavily social undertones. We are dedicated to Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy and their films. There are groups worldwide, each group called a tent, and each tent derives its name from one of Stan and Ollie’s movies.
When Stan Laurel learned that the Sons of the Desert would have celebration as its essential theme, he thoroughly approved. He said, “The only thing I really insist is that everybody have a hell of a lot of fun.” His wish has been keenly honoured!
We have regular screenings of Laurel and Hardy films. Our meetings are always filled with laughter and friendship. In addition, the Sons of the Desert have national and international conventions, special events, magazines, newsletters and various collectables.
We do hope that you will join us.
Sons of the Desert Constitution
The Sons of the Desert is an organization with scholarly overtones and heavily social undertones devoted to the loving study of the persons and films of Stan Laurel and Oliver Hardy.
The founding members are Orson Bean, Al Kilgore, John McCabe, Chuck McCann, and John Municino.
The Sons of the Desert shall have the following officers and board members who will be elected at an annual meeting:
* Grand Sheik
* Vice-Sheik (Sheik in charge of vice)
* Sub-Vice-Vizier (Sheik-Treasurer, and in charge of sub-vice)
* Grand Vizier (Corresponding Secretary)
* Board Members-at-Large (This number should not exceed 812)
All officers and Board Members-at-Large shall sit at an exalted place at the annual banquet table.
The officers and Board Members-at-Large shall have absolutely no authority whatever.
Despite his absolute lack of authority, the Grand Sheik or his deputy shall act as chairman at all meetings, and will follow the standard parliamentary procedure in conducting same. At the meetings, it is hoped that the innate dignity, sensitivity, and good taste of the members assembled will permit activities to be conducted with a lively sense of deportment and good order.
Article VI is ridiculous.
The Annual Meeting shall be conducted in the following sequence:
2. Business meeting and cocktails.
3. Dinner (with cocktails).
4. After-dinner speeches and cocktails.
6. Coffee and Cocktails.
7. Showing of Laurel and Hardy film.
8. After-film critique and cocktails.
9. After-after-film critique and cocktails.
10. Stan has suggested this period. In his words: "All members are requested to park their camels and hire a taxi; then return for One for the desert!"
Section "4" above shall consist in part of the following toasts:
* "To Stan"
* "To Babe"
* "To Fin"
* "To Mae Busch and Charlie Hall - who are eternally ever-popular."
Section "8" above shall include the reading of scholarly papers on Laurel and Hardy. Any member going over an 8 1/2 minute time limit will have his cocktails limited to fourteen.
Hopefully, and seriously, the Sons of the Desert, in the strong desire to perpetuate the spirit and genius of Laurel and Hardy, will conduct activities ultimately and always devoted to the preservation of their films and the encouragement of their showing everywhere.
There shall be member societies in other cities called "Tents," each of which shall derive its name from one of the films.
Stan has suggested that members might wear a fez or blazer patch with an appropriate motto. He says: "I hope that the motto can be blue and grey, showing two derbies with these words superimposed: 'Two minds without a single thought'." These words have duly been set into the delightful escutcheon created for The Sons of the Desert by Al Kilgore. They have been rendered into Latin in the spirit of Stan's dictum that our organization should have, to use his words, "a half-assed dignity" about it. We shall strive to maintain precisely that kind of dignity at all costs - at all times.